Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Mansluts, We’ve Got You Covered!

We’ve all been there. The groggy, early morning awakening in the bed of a stranger. Two cats curled up on your head. A red neon sign crackling outside the window. And the faint smell of cigarettes, vodka and strangely enough, cooked cabbage. (Too specific?)

It would be easy to just find your clothes and run without looking back, but despite the fact that you can’t remember his name and don’t know why you have miniature marshmallows stuck to your nipples, you’ve got class.

Now, with the Clean Getaway Kit by Urban Aid, you can make your escape and break his heart with dignity and fresh breath. By always keeping one of these pouches handy, you’ll have everything you need for those nights you can’t make it home: fresh boxers, a razor and shave cream, 2 condoms, a toothbrush and toothpaste, a packet of pain reliever and one “leave behind” note.

Of course, if you’re not feeling cynical, these kits are also perfect for travel and staying overnight at that special guy’s house whose name you DO know…but that’s not as fun to write about.

Clean Getaway Kit by Urban Aid
$33
Available online at FittingGifts.com

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