It’s like that old adage – “If you don’t have something nice to say, come sit next to me.” But you had better be naked and have a horribly decorated room if you hope to make it in the annals of the Web site turned book Obscene Interiors: Hardcore Amateur Décor, a collection of real online personals with the nudie pics cropped out and the sassy commentary dropped in.
Now we know it may come as a shocker to you Pollyannas that guys would bare their business on the world wide interweb just to catch a date, but the real issue here is the backdrop where some of these boys choose to bust out their twigs and berries.
Do they really think grandma’s armchair, an Amish quilt, a Phantom of the Opera poster and a vase full of dried roses is a fitting shrine for sexy photos of a stud whose profile reads “straight acting with a swimmer’s build?” You know who else has a swimmer’s build – Shamu! Next victim please.
Peruse the shag carpeting and gym-equipment-as-art atrocities online or pick up a copy of the book with foreword by local design star Todd Oldham for only $12.
Online at www.justinspace.com/obscene/book.html