Face it, it’s time we find a candidate who cares about the real issues plaguing society. Problems like people who bring a cart load of crap through the 15-item or less line, drivers with a habitual left-turn signal on (are they going around the world to the left?) and the jerkiest of all – the loud-talking guy who wears the Bluetooth ear bud everywhere – movies, bathrooms, restaurants.
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