Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Above The Sheets

It’s nobody’s business what you do in the privacy of your boudoir. But if you’re calling it a boudoir, then you probably want people to know your every thrust. That, or you’re a prostitute from the wild west with a penchant for red velvet. One or the other.

These trés gay duvets are great, and available in every possible coupling, including man-man, woman-woman and the more old-fashioned man-woman combos. But when we found out that No One You Know is no longer making them, we knew we had a collector’s item on our hands.

Hand printed in Australia, these fun bed covers are only available in limited sizes for each style, but not for long. You have to order them directly from Down Under, so you’re sure to be the first on your block to venture into Bed, Bath and Beyond Gay territory.

And they’re so versatile.

Can’t think of a good way to come out to your family next Thanksgiving? May we suggest leading Nana and Gran to show them your room, and voilà!, the two men (or two women) on your 100% cotton, 250-thread count duvet will proclaim your gayness loud and queer. And without all the drama.

Queen Size Duvet: approx $315 US
No One You Know