Just as Imelda Marcos became infamous for her expansive shoe collection, we plan to help you reach the same spectacular heights of notoriety with your underwear drawer. That’s why we’re always giving you the 411 on the latest lines of boxers, briefs and everything underneath – because we care.
Yes, we care enough to spend hours and hours ogling guys online, in-store, in the locker room and even behind the Greyhound station “researching” exactly what’s between them and their Calvins.
Our latest find harkens back to a simpler time of pin-up girls and olde-tyme musclemen with the Baskit Brawn & Beauties Collections.
For the Beauties, choose one of four Vargas-inspired vixens to draw his attention to your thigh and beyond. Our fave: the “Bear Backer,” a frigid nymph from the north riding atop a polar bear.
What better imagery to set the mood for cuddling?
Or if you’re more into guys (not that there’s anything wrong with that), pick from the Brawn line amongst macho archetypes like the “Crew Team” or the “Ripped Rugger.”
These butch britches are guaranteed to add some masculine mystique, even if you’re splayed out on that hopelessly frilly satin duvet.
Baskit Beauties & Brawn Collections
$18 – $24
Available at Skivvies
4001 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
Or online at www.freshpair.com