Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Slim. Shady.

If you’re looking to splurge on a killer pair of sunglasses, it’s time to head to Occhiali Modern Optics in Preston Center. They have dozens of hard-to-find designer brands, but our current fave is the line from Chrome Hearts.

(Hey, isn’t that also the title of that lesbian-cyborg movie?)

Once you buy a pair, you’ll immediately join the celeb ranks of Chrome Hearts fans like Cher, Karl Lagerfeld, Mary-Louise Parker and Lenny Kravitz.

But you don’t care about name-dropping, do you? You just want shades that will turn heads. And these will cause full on Linda Blair action from everyone who walks by.

With features such as sterling silver, exotic woods, 23-karat gold or precious stones, this isn’t eyewear you’ll find at the kiosk by Gate 3 at Love Field.

Embellished with crosses, Fleur-de-lis, or even the more daring inscription “F–k” (only it’s spelled out completely), pick a pair that suits your personality. Or just your mood of the day.

Sold exclusively through approved boutiques (and never online, so beware of stores trying to sell them through a web site), you’ll be assured that you’re getting the real thing.

Besides, you’ll be walking everywhere anyway once you spend your car payment on a pair.

But damn, you’ll look good.

Prices start at $450
Available at Occhiali Modern Optics
8304 Preston Center Plaza Drive, Dallas (University Park)
(214) 368-2777