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Two Weeks’ Notice

Whether Christmas is your favorite celebration of the year, or just another bank holiday that allows you to sleep late and watch the All My Children marathon on SoapNet, the countdown has begun. We’re in the final stretch. The finish line is in sight. The light at the end of the tunnel is visible. The final credits are about to roll.

Most importantly, now you know you don’t have to buy us that “Big Book of Clichés” we’ve been eyeing, because we’ve already bought it! (But we still want a gift, so you’re not off the hook.) So until we receive that big shiny box, we’re going to continue what we started.

The fat lady’s about to sing! The dead horse is about to be kicked! The giant lesbian wizard…oh, never mind. Just enjoy this week’s activities and hang in there until December 25.

Gangsta Wrap
Free Gift Wrapping at Paperie & Co. Mockingbird Station
Monday – Friday, 5:00 – 8:00 p.m.
Head to Mockingbird Station this season and anything you purchase at a store there can be gift wrapped for free at Paperie & Co. Just present your receipt and they’ll make your package pretty. While you’re there, check out their great selection of products that would also make great gifts. Don’t just be a greedy gift wrap slut.

5331 E. Mockingbird Lane, Suite 170, Dallas
(214) 821-8811
www.paperieandco.com

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Happiness Is Happy Hour
GLAAD Friday Mix
Friday, December 12, 10:30 p.m. – Midnight
Join the folks from GLAAD for another of their famous mixers as they invade S4 this month. This special late-night happy hour features delicious cocktails made with Smirnoff Black Cherry Vodka and Smirnoff Green Apple Vodka. Guest DJ Corey Craig will be there spinning all night and also launching his first national dance CD! Plus, bring this listing with you and get into S4 for free. No cover! No kidding!

Free admission
S4
3911 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
www.glaaddfw.com

Oh, Maya! What Big Boobs You Have!
Maya Douglas Returns to the Rose Room
Friday, December 12 – Sunday, December 14
Female impersonator extraordinaire, Maya Douglas, returns to her old high-heel-stompin’ grounds at the Rose Room for a limited engagement. Stop in and see what spectacular routines she’s been working on since her last visit and marvel at her girly bits.

The Rose Room at S4
3911 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
www.partyattheblock.com

*Tickets: $35 – $100
Garland Special Events Center
4999 Naaman Forest Boulevard, Garland
www.specialeventscenter.com

Bangles Live!
Jewelry by Two Over Coffee at JR’s
Sunday, December 14, 4:00 – 7:00 p.m.
And by Bangles, we mean jewelry, not the group. But you probably figured that out already. Two of our favorite lesbians in the whole world, Teresa Cain and Lainey Parker, will be whorin’ their wares at JR’s. They offer great handcrafted jewelry for guys and gals, so pop in and browse their selection while cruising the corners for someone to give a pearl necklace. Oh wait, they don’t sell those.

JR’s
3923 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
(But by now, you already knew where that is)