Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!


Dirty is good. Filthy is better. But smelly? Pass.

And we’re not talking about run-of-the-mill manly man smells. Think your morning breath is the kiss of death? Bring it on! Give us a sweaty armpit after a summer workout at the Equinox, and we’ll happily munch away till winter solstice.

When it comes to the scent of masculinity, you’ll definitely find us in the vicinity. There’s nothing quite like the stench of man. Sigh. But when it comes to the stench of penis? Well, that’s definitely one place we prefer cleanness.

OMG do you have MGO?

Male Genital Odors are not to be taken lightly. Do you spend an inordinate amount of time washing your nether regions? Are your partners gagging for air before they actually have anything to gag on?

If you get that awful whiff of a rancid smell throughout your gay day, then you need to know about NodorO right away.

Don’t get queasy. The solution is easy! Whether or not you’re circumcised, it’s easy to circumvent those unpleasant odors that are ruining your sex life. NodorO is an over-the-counter antifungal and deodorant cream specifically created for direct penile application.

Although we think this product is the Tops, Bottoms should be aware that there is the possibility that NodorO may damage latex condoms. And we don’t condome that type of risky behavior.

$13 (.35oz)
$66 (6-pack)
Also available at CVS/Pharmacy
www.nodoro.com (use promo code N8HT5)