We’re no strangers to wrapping our fingers around man junk in the shower. But rarely does such an action yield clean, deodorizing results.
That was, until we showered with a different man junk – the kind that strives to make our nether regions more pleasurable…
Well, we guess we should be even clearer – a man junk that’s main goal is to clean our pipes. (We tried. The innuendos are unavoidable.)
Man Junk Body Wash’s mission is to deodorize while fighting sweat and odor-causing bacteria specific to manhood, utilizing natural and organic ingredients that aren’t harsh on the sensitive skins of our sinful areas.
Tongue-twisting tree extracts such as Totarol and Malaleuca give this intimate wash its bacteria fighting punch, and the addition of jojoba oil provides a slew of extra benefits we didn’t know we needed until now: waterproofing and accelerated healing powers.
Thinking of our fun zones as having Wolverine-like (we just like picturing Hugh Jackman down there) healing powers makes us the opposite of what the aloe vera in the soap is touted to do – soften the skin.
Making the wash a regular resident in our gym bag might provide for its best use, however.
After a sweaty workout and cruising session, the soap’s ability to mask the musk acquired during the previous 15 minutes hour and a half of fitness might boost our locker room confidence.
Best of all, we no longer have to subject ourselves to stares at the checkout line for experimenting with a purchase of Summer’s Eve. Our man junk is finally receiving the intimate attention it deserves (but it could always use a little more…).
Man Junk Body Wash: $25