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Nobody likes that guy. You know, the one who tells you, and anyone else within earshot, about the small fortune he just spent on his custom-dyed wool ottoman made by ambidextrous Sherpas in the Himalayas. It’s that kind of tacky ostentatious bravado that can make even the most sincere of comments sound as shallow as Donald Trump boasting about the free-market value of his 24-karat gold toilet.

But there’s a difference between full-fledged flaunting and basking in the glow of a great bargain. Such is the case with Dallas’ newest furniture store, I.O. Metro!

It’s filled to the brim with pieces so stylish, and affordable, you’ll want to channel your inner Minnie Pearl and leave the price tag on just to watch your guests’ expressions.

Divided into four sections (Bohemian Chic, New Neutrals, Eco Décor and Indigo Jewels), I.O. Metro offers 10,000 square feet of a little something for every taste. And there are items for every room, too, be it an oversized lamp to offset the mirrored ceiling in your bedroom or maybe just an upgrade from your IKEA dining set from college.

They even sell their various upholsteries by the yard, allowing you to proudly proclaim that your carpet does indeed match your drapes.

If that’s not enough to lure you in, they swap out the collections every quarter so you can always find a new must-have pieces. They also offer complimentary design services.

So what are you waiting for? This economy isn’t going to stimulate itself.

Opens today at 10:00 a.m.
I.O. Metro
5301 Alpha Road, Dallas
(972) 991-7777
www.io-metro.com