We have a problem.
The country’s financial networks are melting faster than an overzealous drag queen flat-ironing her wig. Banks are collapsing. Houses are foreclosing. Stocks are all over the place. But our closet’s shoe collection just keeps growing and growing.
What’s wrong with us? The world might be going through the worst economic collapse in decades but that won’t diminish our dedication to fine footwear.
We’re just going to have to get creative with our budgets.
Creative Recreation fits the bill.
It’s been a while since we’ve stumbled upon a contemporary men’s shoe line that’s so wild, so vivid and so necessary. The artists at Creative Recreation have conjured up a diverse selection that blends the comfort of an athletic sneaker with the modernity of a dress shoe, all punched up in a loud and proud color palette.
A pesky recession shouldn’t prohibit young professionals and quirky socialites from making fashion statements with their feet. Our dear friends at Barney’s New York offer a gaggle of great Creative Recreation styles on their website, as do a whole host of other fine e-tailers. Order online, and in just a few days, you’ll have your very own stimulus package.
The Creative Recreation Spring 09 line should satisfy every foot fetish you have, and its due in stores any day. Addicts everywhere, start saving up your nickels and dimes, post-haste.
Or just wait for your share of the federal bailout. Surely Obama & Co. included a shoe budget in it, right?
From $120 and up
For online and brick-and-mortar stores, visit www.cr8tiverecreation.com