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Suds For Studs

The growing focus placed on men’s showering and grooming rituals has started to outgrow our own intense focus on men’s showering habits. Brands left and right are marketing to boys straight and gay, and we’ve taken notice.

As if someone directly hacked into our pleasure centers, beer and soap have been combined for men (and those who appreciate them) to enjoy.

True, bath products usually strive to eliminate manly odors, leaving the user in a state of neutral fragrance, but beer soap lets our guys step out of the shower smelling even manlier than when they entered. Like us around 3:00 a.m., guys can choose whether to reek of Sapporo, Red Stripe, Blue Moon, Corona, Guinness Extra Stout or 17 more choices.

And unlike the beers they’re made from, the soaps are good for shaving, body wash or even shampoo.

We’ll try our hardest not to go all Intervention and melt the soaps down to liquid form if our county ever goes dry, but we’d be lying if we said the soaps didn’t perk our thirst.

Finally, a beer bar that won’t kick us out for stripping down to nothing at midnight…

$5 – $6 per bar
5 bars for $20