Only two days left of National Skin Care Awareness Month and you probably haven’t even celebrated yet, have you? Well, don’t worry. There’s still time to put up your Exfoliation Tree and decorate it with soaps and sponges in anticipation of the midnight arrival of Moisture Claus and his sack full of eye creams for all the good girls and boys.
But even if you’ve been naughty during this holy, gay holiday season of peace, love and flawless skin, you can still rake in the goods even if you don’t believe. That’s because the Maven of Mineral Masks, the High Priestess of Hydration, Our Lady of Lotions, Renée Rouleau, is giving her goods away for free. All you need is a face and a car (but we’re sure you wouldn’t be turned away if you pull up riding your hand-powered tricycle).
Tomorrow (Wednesday, September 30) from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., simply drive up to either the Dallas or Plano Renee Rouleau Skin Care Spas and a male model wearing his tight-fitting “I Heart Renée Rouleau shirt” will perform salacious acts of carnal delights bring you a free goodie bag with a gift certificate, product samples and other treats valued at $100.
You don’t even have to get out of your car or let go of your Egg McMuffin.
They’ve got a ton of bags to hand out, but we suggest getting there early (or camping out) to make sure you’re one of the first in line.
Then, you can go home tomorrow night, rub the lotions on your skin and gather your family around the TV for your traditional yearly viewing of “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole National Skin Care Awareness Month,” “Frosty, the Man with Large Pores” and “It’s A Wonderful Loofah.”
God cleanse us, every one.
Addresses for pick up:
One Arts Plaza
1722 Routh St., Dallas
Drive up to the front entrance of One Arts Plaza and wait for the Renée Rouleau male model to greet you at your car window!
Renée Rouleau Skin Care Spa
4025 Preston Road, Ste. 606, Plano
Pull up to the front entrance of the spa and wait for the Renée Rouleau male model to greet you at your car window!
(First-come, first-served. While supplies last.)
Black Tie Dinner Live Luxury Auction Update
Harrah's! Mandarin Oriental Riviera Maya! Telluride Gay Ski Week! St. Regis! SantaFe Opera! Cartier! Bon Appétit DFW Dining! Floss Dental Make-Over!
These are just a few of the exciting live luxury auction items available at this weekend’s Black Tie Dinner. In fact, there’s so much goodness that they had to split it into two auctions to keep us from fainting – one during Friday's B4Black and another during the Saturday Dinner Program.
Plus, new for 2009, Black Tie Dinner will now accept online pre-bidding for Friday's B4Black Live Auction Line-up. All you early birds and eager beavers out there can already get in on the action.
And don’t forget, the proceeds from auction benefit North Texas beneficiaries and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation.
Check it all out online at auctions.blacktie.org.