Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

The Glass Is Half Full

We hate labels, which is why we pay no mind when the cute boy in the locker room doesn’t stop repeating, “But I’m straight!”

Wineries, on the other hand, love labels. If a bottle’s accidentally stained, they don’t send it to the restaurant. If a bottle’s accidentally misprinted, they don’t send it to the restaurant. If a bottle’s outdated…well, you get the idea.

But what to do with all the bottles of wine that need loving homes? Thankfully, the jurisdiction of those few oppressive anti-adoption laws don’t apply here, and the Accidental Wine company is eager to set the orphaned bottles up with loving homes. Like ours.

Whether you consider yourself part of the Wineratti or simply want a few decent bottles at bottle-shattering prices, Accidental Wine’s flexible range makes even us blush with jealousy.

Vino-lovers hoping to score three bottles of the good stuff (picked by the Accidental Wine palates themselves) can order everything from great breeds on a budget to the world’s finest varietals, all with one silly little mistake that makes them easier on our purse – the labels.

We have no problem drinking away someone else’s mistakes for a change.

Package of three wines starts at $36
Monthly memberships available