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Muscle & Flow

Adult films are pure fantasy. This we know. It’s perhaps never more obvious than when the real-life pizza boy comes to the door or the real-life plumber we find on Yelp bends over in front of our Jonathan Adler sink.

Not exactly what our devilish minds were hoping for.

Even less cute than reality are clogged drains, whether in the kitchen, bathroom or worse.

Sure, it may be a bit butch for us, but when you really think about it, the PermaFlow Never-Clog-Drain is about as gay as what’s under the sink can get.

After it’s installed (this part might take a bona-fide handy-lesbian to accomplish), anytime hairs from our Kim Zolciak wig collection clog the bathroom drain we can give the pipe a handjob ourselves, without the help of a pro; to unclog the drain, we simply turn the ingenious built-in dial and the clump starts moving.

And it’s educational, too!

The PermaFlow is clear, allowing us an opportunity to “ooh” and “ahh” as we watch our pipes getting pumped without the assistance of the bedroom ceiling mirror.

But perhaps best of all, it makes our drains as regular as Jamie Lee Curtis after an Activia break!

PermaFLOW Never-Clog Drain, $20