Who knew there was something gayer than a cupcake? After all, even in their natural, naked, unfrosted state, those tiny little buggers are too cute to be straight.
But what happens when you add a “Whimsical Top?” (That’s how they describe their pride-inspired decorations. Personally, we think it sounds like a personal ad for Rip Taylor.)
But how excited were we to receive a box of Pridecakes from Frosted Art just days after Executive Chef Brownen Weber won $10,000 on one of those crazy Who-Can-Make-The-Most-Insane-Cake-And-Still-Please That-Mean-Lady-Judge Food Network competitions?
Available in a rainbow of flavors, from Red Raspberry, Orange Blossom/Dark Chocolate, Yellow Cake/Salty Caramel, Green Envy (Mint Chocolate), Blue Hawaiian with Curacao and Coconut, and Purple Velvet Underground, it’s like Willy Wonka and his sex slaves Oompa Loompas exploded inside the bakery box.
The best part? They’re delicious. The second-best part? The decorations are so full of gay pride that we didn’t even feel guilty after polishing off half the box.
Choose from rainbow flags, the HRC equality sign, female-female symbols, male-male symbols and more happy-happy, gay-gay icons. (Sadly, our favorite male-male-male symbols were not among the treats.)
Want to sample these tasty temptations for free? She’ll be providing cupcakes for tomorrow’s Gay List Daily subscriber mixer at Brick from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. (there’ll be free drinks to the first 100 people, too!), and she’s also giving us two dozen cupcakes to reward one lucky reader (don’t worry, she won’t bake them until you order them, they’re not like sitting on our desk right now or anything). Simply follow the directions at the end of this e-mail.
So next time you want to put something deliciously gay in your mouth, think of Frosted Art. Or instant-message us on Grindr.
Pridecakes: $39 per dozen, two dozen minimum.
Available at Bakery only (no delivery) and must be ordered 24 hours in advance.
Frosted Art Bakery & Studio
1546 Edison Street, Dallas
Gay List Daily Prize Alert!
As we often do at Gay List Daily, your reward for being a loyal subscriber (and for making it to the end of this story) is free stuff! Send your name and mailing address via our Contact Us page by 11:59 p.m. tonight, Tuesday, March 30, 2010, to be automatically entered into a random drawing for two dozen free Pridecakes from Frosted Art. Incomplete entries will be mocked and water-boarded.