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Well I’ll Be Amsterdamned

AmsterdamnedWhatcha doin’ this October? If your plans don’t already include two weeks of luxurious travel through Europe aboard a “Space-Ship,” then we really need to talk. And you really need to figure out a way to call in sick for 13 days so you can take advantage of a fantastic half-price special from our good friends at Love to Travel with Pride. These guys have purchased a block of rooms for their gay clientele, so expect to meet some fabulous homos.

This exotic river cruise starts in Amsterdam and ends in Basel, Switzerland with numerous exciting ports of call in between. The 160-passenger ship (yes, they call it a “Space-Ship”) is one of the most intriguing ways to travel.

The half-price sale means prices start at just $2605 per person (that’s just $200/day!) and include all shore excursions, all meals, wine and beer with lunch and dinner, and even gratuities. We’ve spent more than that on male prostitutes while staying at the Motel 6 in Little Rock.

For complete details, visit www.lovetotravelwithpride.com and click on “River Cruise.” Only 6 rooms are left at this rate, so book today. Oh, and if you need an attentive cabin-mate to keep you company, please send us your photo and we’ll get back with you ASAP.