If you haven’t been to the airport lately, you haven’t had a 32-ounce can of Aqua Net torn from your hands at the security checkpoint. Doesn’t the TSA understand that gay men can’t travel with just 3 ounces of ANYTHING? Forcing us to reduce our beauty regimens to what can fit in a 1-quart ziploc bag is simply barbaric.
Well now, in the “Why Didn’t We Think of That?” category, comes 3floz.com, a web site dedicated to everything you could ever need (except a refreshing cocktail or emergency ranch dressing packet) in handy 3 ounce or less containers. Genius!
So now you can walk through the metal detector with your head held high. Well, until you get to the X-ray machine that shows you naked. Then, well, not everyone is quite so cocky.