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Socks Education

Believe it or not, we don’t have to always be flamboyant to be happy. Sometimes, we like to play the part of Pleated Dockers Republicans (but it’ll cost you extra).

Yet unlike gimmicky ties with Looney Tunes characters on them or a jaunty hat, our personal sense of whimsy doesn’t have to whop you over the head. Just like nuns who wear lacey lingerie under their habits, we like to have a little surprise beneath our clothes that’s there just for our benefit.

And that’s why we love the crazy socks from Oberon. What shows to the world is just a traditional argyle pattern. All it takes, though, is a little rise in our pants leg to reveal something unexpected: a pink elephant carrying an umbrella. Or a skull and crossbones for those days when we want to be masters of the boardroom and break out our Joan Crawford impersonation.

Each style is available in two different color combinations. That’s it. No unlimited options to make your head spin. Just four choices from a great boutique company that does one thing and does it really well. The socks are extremely comfortable and hold their elasticity remarkably well over time.

The socks are made from 73% Cotton, 24% Polyester, and 3% Spandex blend, just like our silver tuxedo!

Finally, we’ve put our feet in something other than our mouths.

$14.99 + Free Shipping
www.oberonsocks.com

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