When we were young, we were always confused by those late-night Cinemax movies where sorority girls would take showers together and then help dry each other off. Then we got older and a tiny patch of hair appeared in the middle of our back. Suddenly, we understood. Sometimes you need help with those hard-to-reach places.
After failing to get assistance through our Craig’s List Adult Services Ad, we began to give up hope. Those few little hairs could soon take over our body. But we have plenty of bear friends, so we knew it wasn’t the end of the world. We’d finally be able to eat whatever we want, and all those extra minutes each day lost to shaving could be used for enjoyable pursuits like creating needlepoint clowns.
Then we opened the mailbox one day and a ManGroomer awaited. Inside was the perfect solution to even the hairiest situation.
The rechargeable, cordless trimmer features a flexible, 135-degree-angle extension that makes it easy to reach your back. Simply adjust it to the desired angle, lock it into place and start mowing!
Now our back is smooth again and we can turn our attention to more pressing matters. Like those three-inch nose hairs we somehow missed.
$49.99 + shipping/handling
Or purchase at retailers including Bed, Bath & Beyond, Walgreens and Wal-Mart