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Pork The Mailman

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. But this little piggy went to the post office!

Ever since e-mail has become the norm for sending messages and the Internet turned into our go-to source for paying bills, our sexy men and women in blue who won’t let snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keep them from their appointed rounds have had a lot less job security. There are even imminent threats that the postal service will soon stop Saturday delivery. What the what?

But we say the post office will no longer be in trouble when pigs fly – via airmail, of course. With the invention of Mmmvelopes, people are going to WANT to send more letters. That’s because these envelopes taste like bacon. Sounds strange, sounds gross, but oddly enough, they pretty much taste just like our favorite porky indulgence. Just one lick and it’s like breakfast all over again.

So next time you find yourself ready to pay your credit card online, think of the joy you’ll have writing an old-fashioned check, then sealing it away in a bacon-flavored envelope. Then imagine the pleasure you’ll give some sad cubicle-dweller when your payment shows up in a bacon-striped envelope. It’s called baconing it forward. And it’s the motto that gets us through every day.

Yet even if you don’t think you’ll ever use them yourself, certainly you have some bacon lovers in your life that would really appreciate a box of these for Christmas. Just be careful. They’re not as popular for Hanukkah.

$6.99 for a box of 25
$14.99 for 3 boxes of 25