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Just when you thought there was no way to make an eco-friendly sports bottle cool, along comes Vapur, the Anti-Bottle. (We named ours Damian.)

Unlike those screw-top aluminum sports bottles, this one takes “green” to a whole new level. As shown in the photo above, the bottle rolls up like a toothpaste tube until it’s so small that it can fit easily in the front pocket of your jeans (or in places only the TSA could find). The carabiner makes it easy to attach to just about anything (perhaps your Prince Albert piercing). And it’s even top-rack dishwasher safe.

The best part is that when it’s full, it stands up just like a bottle, but still flexible enough to lie flat or stow in a bag. Plus, if it falls over during a workout, it won’t roll away like those old-school round bottles. Oh how many times we’ve chased a water bottle down a hill while people walking their dogs look on in horror.

Our favorite use, though, is super-sneaky because we love the thrill of living life on the edge. We’ve often slipped a Vapur Anti-Bottle inside our jacket for a little mid-movie cocktail. Just grab a jumbo straw from the concession stand and you’re all set! It’s the only way we survived Yogi Bear, to be quite honest.

We also like Vapur because you can freeze your water (or dirty martini) overnight and by the time you get to the gym the next afternoon, it’s the perfect ice-cold temperature.

And as if all these great features aren’t enough, Vapur is made right here in the USA. Three cheers for the red, white, blue and green!

.5L Vapur Anti-Bottle, $9.99
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