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The No Show Must Go On

In honor of Sunday’s big sports extravaganza between the Steelers and the Packers (which we think is just redneck code for Tops and Bottoms), we’ve selected an equally sporty brief for our Underwear of the Month selection.

It’s the No Show Brief from 2(x)ist and it’s pretty dang sexy. Inspired by retro basketball socks, the briefs feature varsity colored stripes in a sleek, low-rise profile. They’re made of 57% Cotton, 37% Modal and 6% Spandex, so they contour to all the right curves, lumps and bubbles.

Just wearing them makes us feel like an MVP. An MVP of hotness! (Just direct your eyes below the muffin top, please.) They’re so athletic-looking that we may actually go out this weekend and toss around the old football with some of the neighborhood men. Or we may just make Mimosas and take them out to the hot, sweaty dudes and make sure they stay hydrated. Depends on the weather, really.

These briefs are perfect for wearing under tight jeans, or those warm spring days coming up where you feel like breaking out some 1980’s OP corduroy shorts.

Whatever you wear them under, or if you just wear them around the house while you’re dusting furniture, we’re sure you’re gonna love ‘em as much as we do. Now if only we looked as good as the model. Just six more weeks of TrimSpa and we should be there.

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