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Shock & Awful

Terrible movies can be works of art. As long as they don’t star Mariah Carrey. Or Justin Bieber.

And now, whether you or someone you know loves the thrill of discovering a movie so bad that it’s outright hilarious, we’ve found the definitive guide: 150 Movies You Should Die Before You See.

Whether it’s Amityville Dollhouse, Lady Frankenstein, Evil Bong, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, or the nearly indescribable Buttcrack, everything you’ve never wanted to know about these films is included in just enough detail provide a good overview of what to expect for your next D Movie night party.

The key cast, writers, producers and directors are listed, of course, but it’s the “Why It Sucks” and Trivia sections that make it truly worthwhile. Like the fact that Urban Sasquatch starred five different actors in the key role. Or that Michael D. Fox was a producer on Satanic Yuppies. (Notice the middle initial before you go burning all those Family Ties DVDs.)

So while you won’t find Killer Klowns from Outer Space at the Redbox, it just might be worth seeking out to freak out that special person in your life with a crippling fear of clowns.