At Gay List Daily, we typically get products to review in one of three ways. Companies send us items for consideration, we write to businesses requesting samples or we simply find things we like and buy them for ourselves the old-fashioned way. But today’s product literally fell from the sky. Or to be more accurate, fell out of the purse of a drunken nurse and onto our driveway.
Medline Remedy Skin Repair Cream is quite possibly the best daily hand moisturizer we’ve ever used. We’d coveted our nurse friend’s bottle for months after she told us that it was the very same brand they use at her hospital to keep patients all soft and supple. (We presume for that first post-surgery orgy. And nobody likes a dry, cracked orgygoer.)
Part of what makes it so good is the active drug ingredient, Dimethicone, which actually creates a layer of protection on the skin. It also includes aloe, canola oil, citrus peel oil and other healing and/or slippy-slidey components that help nourish the skin and keep it moisturized for longer than any other lotion we’ve ever tried.
So if you’re still in a part of the country that’s bitterly cold, heading to a ski resort for one last winter hurrah or simply want skin that’s orgy-ready soft, we highly recommend this wonderful lotion. If you’re lucky, you’ll find a bottle on the street like we did. But just in case, you might want grab a bottle from the store.
Available at Walgreens and other fine retailers