Out of all the Minogues in the world, Kylie is definitely our favorite. After all, Herbert Minogue is responsible for the death of over 300,000 monkeys after his ill-fated effort to make McChimp the top-selling “meat” product since the McRib. Jillian Minogue single-handedly ended our favorite trend of the 1970s, the boob-bearing jumpsuit, after wearing one to substitute teach, getting it banned from America forever. And don’t even get us started on the nastiest of hypocrites, Thomas Leppert-Minogue, Dallas’ Douche of the Day six days running, a new record.
Yes, Kylie is indeed our favorite.
She loves the gays, the gays love her, and together bazillions of dollars are made and bazillions of calories are collectively burned as people dance their asses off to her music. Well, we couldn’t be more excited that she’s finally coming to Dallas this May to support her latest album, Aphrodite.
If you’ve never seen her in concert, she puts on an amazing show filled with sexy guys, plenty of glamour and tons of shiny sequins. Just like Clay Aiken. She’s been at it for 20 years and she knows just what audiences want, which is more than we can say for poor Ms. Winfrey.
She won’t be here until May 18, but tickets are going fast. But lucky for you, beloved readers, we’ve got some tickets to give away! Until then, you can get your Kylie fix by watching her latest video over and over again. We’ve already made our own gold rope dress and know all the moves. It’s really quite impressive. And just a little bit scary.
Tickets: $50 – $125
May 18, 2011
Aphrodite – Live 2011 World Tour
Presented by Logo TV and Bill Silva Presents
Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
Tickets available at ticketmaster.com
Gay List Daily Giveaway
Win Tickets! Simply fill out the Contact Us Form with your full name and valid e-mail address. In the comment box, give us your daytime phone number (so we can contact you if you win) and tell us who your least-favorite Minogue is of all time. Creativity counts! Enter by 11:59 p.m. tonight, March 1, 2011. Winner will be drawn at random from our favorite responses.