Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!


Full disclosure, we’ve always considered cats more of a lesbian accessory. But we’re not about to judge anyone who likes a little pussy. (Does that joke ever get old? Yes? OK, we’ll stop.)

So even though we’re dog people through and through, we know that we have thousands of loyal readers who favor the felines. And have we got one helluva great cat product. Introducing the Native American Teepee for cats.

They’re made of cardboard because cats, like children, seem to love playing in boxes. So why not give them something a little more stylish? A wee bit more culture-filled? We imagine you all curling up with your kitties, reading them a passage from James Fenimore Cooper’s The Last of the Mohicans, and then building the teepee together. As a family. Don’t worry if your cat has uncomfortable questions about the abominable treatment of Native Americans by early settlers. We promise, they can handle it. They poop in a box, not much shocks them any more.

The actual teepee is made of 100% recycled (and recyclable) cardboard and assembles in less than 2 minutes. The door is adjustable if you’ve got a fat cat, but the manufacturer advises to try to let your cat wiggle in on his own first, because like a few tops we know, they love tight spaces.

And if you have several cats (lesbians, again, we’re talking to you), we suggest building an entire Teepee Village. Elect a tribal leader. Create a brochure. Set up a snack bar. And charge admission to the neighborhood children.

Nah, that wouldn’t be creepy at all.