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Be Alarmed, Very Alarmed

Between our laptop, iPad, iPhone, digital camera and diamond-studded dildos, there are a lot of valuable items in our bag every day. If somebody comes up and snatches it, we’re out thousands of dollars in an instant. Even more if we’re transporting our Kristi Yamaguchi commemorative plate collection.

However, with our newest discovery, the iSafe Messenger Bag, we don’t have to worry as much about being robbed. And if a would-be thief does try, he’ll be in for one helluva surprise. That’s because the iSafe bags and backpacks feature built-in alarms. Loud alarms.

Stuck in an elevator? Sound the iSafe alarm. Trapped under a boulder for 127 hours? Pull the iSafe cord. Being chased relentlessly by a guy in a hockey mask wielding a machete? iSafe to the rescue!

Fortunately, the creators didn’t put all their design dollars into the alarm alone. Their bags and backpacks are filled with handy compartments and organizer sections to keep everything easily accessible and in its proper place.

Even with all those selling points in its favor, if you don’t like your purchase iSafe has a 30-day money-back guarantee. And even better, if you register with them when you first purchase your bag or backpack, you can save up to 50% on a replacement bag because you can still use your existing iSafe alarm. This is great if your bag gets worn or you simply want a different color for every season.

A lot of bags these days draw attention because of the designer labels on the outside, but just like many things in life, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Except Cadbury Crème Eggs. Those things are revolting.

iSafe Laptop Messenger Bag
$59.99 (regularly $89.98)