Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Down Underwear

We’re not sure what it is about Australian-designed men’s underwear, but it’s always super sexy. Perhaps it’s all the kangaroos roaming about the streets keep their minds constantly focused on pouches. Yet even though we find the bouncy little critters cute, we’ll take our pouches delicately positioned around a nice Aussie bulge, thankyouverymuch.

New to the U.S., the Icon briefs from 2EROS are colorful, flattering and very fun. Not just to look at, but to wear. People are always pointing and commenting on them when we wear them, so we know they’re hot. Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that we’re at in line at the food court without our pants.

With a high Spandex quotient (20 percent), you know these briefs will stretch and highlight all the most important features of your mid-region. If you find yourself speaking in an accent when you wear them, well, that’s just annoying and we must insist that you stop immediately.

Otherwise, embrace this tiny piece of Australian culture and celebrate the fact that these people know their skivvies. Because every time we wear a pair of 2EROS, we know it’s going to be a g’day, mate.