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Aunt Dot-Dot always said, if there’s one sure way to liven up a party, put booze in the kids’ juice boxes. One, because drunk kids are funny (and a one-way ticket to The Jerry Springer Show, jail, or both). And two, it kept the focus off Aunt Dot-Dot’s drinking while everybody was busy trying to figure out why the children were doing body shots with gummy bears.

Fast-forward to 2011 and we have a new liquor-laced kids’ treat that’ll quickly get Child Protective Services involved if handled incorrectly. Yes, irresponsible relatives notwithstanding, the new Tequila Cupcakes from Elizabeth’s Cakes in Plano are meant for adults only. Just like chainsaws. And topless clowns.

What’s truly remarkable about these booze-soaked cakies is how delicious they are. A hint of lime, delicately sweet frosting and that unmistakable tequila kick. They’re only $2 each and even come with salt and a lime wedge if you want to have your cake and shoot it, too.

Elizabeth’s Cakes
2108 North Dallas Parkway, Plano
Delivery and Custom Orders Available
(972) 403-7427
www.elizabethscakesplano.com