Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? You know, the frowny one that makes people want to slap you? That whiny, nerve-grating voice of yours that makes people want to kill you? Yeah, that one.
You could use a major attitude adjustment. And preferably one that doesn’t involve bitch-slapping or homicide.
There seems to be a glut of mood-enhancing beverage shots on the market these days, which says to us that people are in serious need of some happiness in a bottle. That’s where we’ve always gone for solace, so we totally understand the concept. Ours are just usually of the 750ml variety.
We’ve sampled several mood enhancing shots, but one of our favorites is Be Happy. It’s not the best-tasting of the bunch, but you know what? It really worked. (We’re also very susceptible to persuasive bullet points on packaging, so make sure you try it yourself to believe it.)
Don’t get us wrong, the fat-free chocolate flavor isn’t bad, it’s just different. But this is a shot after all, so one slurp, half a second on the tongue, and it’s all over. (Just like our first sexual encounter.)
Each two-ounce shot is formulated to reduce stress, improve focus and, of course, create a positive mood.
Best of all, it’s got a money-back guarantee (less shipping, of course), so if you’re still Sergeant Sourpuss after drinking Be Happy, they’ll refund your cash. With a smile.
$35.95/12-pack
www.behappyjuice.com
