There must be something in the water. Either what we’re drinking or what they’re giving singers out in Los Angeles. Because lately, we’ve been falling in love with one pop princess after another. Perhaps we’re going through a later-in-life adolescence where we’re finally ready to experiment with girls, at least orally. As in listening to them, you pervs.
Our latest fascination comes from the great land of funky musicians: Austin, Texas. But her sound and look are pure Hollywood pop glam. Meet our new girlfriend, Liz Primo, and her debut E.P., Exposed, featuring a made-for-the-gay-bars anthem, “State of Amazing” and “Candy Man,” a great song about licking.
Besides, any singer who includes the lyrics, “Hook me up to the Patron I.V.” is a girl after our own liver. (Even though we’d prefer to mainline Belvedere with a twist, we still get where she’s comin’ from.)
The whole album contains only 6 tracks, plus a remixed version of “State of Amazing,” but it’s one we found ourselves playing over and over again, singing at the top of our lungs like we were driving through a tunnel at night in a car commercial.
Everybody who got in our car was given the same spiel about the great new artist we’d discovered (like we’re some sort of Christopher Columbitch). After about 90 seconds, they each agreed that Liz Primo is the real deal.
So help us spread the word about this new artist who could really be going places. Big, important places. They’ll just have to include airfare for four, because we’d hate to see her forced to travel without her trio of sexy male backup dancers.
After all, you never know when they might need to strip down and dance for cab fare.
Liz Primo’s Exposed, available tomorrow
$3.99 on iTunes
www.lizprimo.com
