Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Auf Weidersehen, Wrinkles!

Germans do many things well.

They make a mean sausage and sauerkraut. Their cars are full of Fahrvergnügen. And when they procreate, the result is many a fine specimen of man. Der yummy!

Therefore it shouldn’t be shocking that they’ve created an amazing skin care line that is one of the most luxurious we’ve ever tried – even if the name makes us LOL. And because it’s not cheap, make sure you don’t mistake that bottle of FaceLube for, well, the other kind. (Big toe lube.)

The three-step system (components can also be purchased individually) utilizes some pretty kick-ass ingredients, too. Like Caviar. Caffeine. And one that makes us really moist: Damask Rose Oil. (Seriously, it’s a moisturizer.)

After using this product, we completely understand the name. The anti-aging cleanser feels like nothing else we’ve ever put on our face on purpose. It’s super-slick, yet not greasy at all. It really feels like it’s making us look younger almost immediately. Too bad there aren’t others in the shower as often as we’d like to witness this phenomenon.

The full system utilizes fancy science to make your skin work for you, not against you. Even better, it’s free of chemicals like Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (quite possibly the name of a contestant on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race). And it’s so concentrated that it can last for months if used as directed, making it really is a good value for the results it delivers.

The only possible downside is that it doesn’t contain any sunscreen (but they do sell it separately), so just know that in advance. You know, in case you’re headed to the Equator for the fall.

$245 (full three-step system)
Individual products start at just $25

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