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Give Your Phone Credit

We don’t know about you, but when we go out for a night on the town (whether it’s cow-tipping or ballroom dancing), we like to travel light. Really, the only things we need are our iPhone, a credit card and clean underwear (you know, in case of an accident – that leads us to a guy’s hotel room).

We used to have a little skinny party wallet, but it was so small we’d always misplace it. Or we’d start adding in dollar bills (for tipping the homeless, of course), miscellaneous receipts and additional credit cards until it was no longer a slim party-size.

Now, we’ve found the perfect solution. It’s called the Sonix Pocket Credit Card Case and the package says it’s designed to hold two cards (we were able to fit three.) Sure, it makes your phone a little thicker than normal, but it’s nice to have everything all in one handy place.

Plus, without a bulky wallet, we can finally wear our skinny jeans and show off the only bulge that matters – the flask of vodka we smuggle to avoid a night of $16 cocktails.

$19.99 at Amazon.com
(Hint: We found ours at Marshalls for $9.99!)



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