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The merchandising machine that is Lady Gaga is shifting into high gear just in time for the holiday gift-giving frenzy. And as always, she’s everywhere.

There’s her new line of kitchen accessories: the Popperazzi popcorn machine, Edge of Glory stay-sharp knives, and the Alejandro salsa maker.

For the bedroom, she presents the Bad Romance solar-powered “personal massager,” 400-thread-count Boys, Boys, Boys photo-realistic satin sheets, and her kinky penis-themed take on Pin the Tail on the Donkey, Poke Her Face.

To add the finishing touch to any package? Lady Gaga gift tags, of course.

Then this Thursday, there’s A Very Gaga Thanksgiving.

Follow that up with the television premiere of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Born This Way. This completely updated stop-motion animated special will have plenty of Gaga touches, like the superstar herself as Hermey, the elf who dreams of becoming a dentist (complete with a dress of bleeding gums and a tiara made of molars); Nancy-in-the-box, an angry, gay misfit toy; and narration by network TV’s first animated transgender character, Chaz the Snowman. Plus, there’s an entirely new anti-bullying ending that finds the other eight reindeer pitching in to help Rudolph produce an It Glows Better video.

To tide us over until then, we’ve got her 2012 calendar and tomorrow we’ll go online for her new photo book.

Yet it seems like there’s one Gaga item we’re forgetting. Oh yeah – the DVD and Blu-ray versions of The Monster Ball concert come out today!!

(But, damn, if we’re out of space.)

Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour at Madison Square Garden
DVD $12.99 at amazon.com
Blu-ray $23.99, exclusively at Best Buy

Born This Way—The Collection package (includes DVD, plus two CDs: the 17-track Born This Way album and a brand-new Born This Way The Remix album), $24.99 at amazon.com

“A Very Gaga Thanksgiving” airs Thursday at 9:30 p.m. (8:30 central)

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