Any day now, you’ll be receiving the most dreaded thing in your mailbox since the positive paternity test from the one and only time you experimented with a woman. But depending on how active you were in December, this one could be far worse.
Yes, we’re talking about your credit card bill. So we know better than to write about a super luxury item during this delicate time of year.
That’s not going to stop us from turning you on to great items, though. And we think we’ve found one of the most ingeniously functional items we’ve seen in a while. It’s called Hooknook (patent pending!).
If one of those little cubby nooks you used in Kindergarten had sex with a coat hook, this would be their love child.
The design allows you to easily organize your life by featuring a handy hole for storing keys, mobile phones, iPods, bumps of coke, condoms – you know, anything that gets you through the day. Then you can hang a computer bag, purse, jacket, scarf, burka or black rubber body suit right over the top.
This great little item is available in a lovely lime green, a simple white or a rather poopy brown (but we won’t judge if that fits in with your other decor).
The best part? A Hooknook’s only 12 bucks. So buy multiples. You know, for when all your black rubber suit-wearing friends come over and need a place to hang their shame.
