Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Where Cagney Gets Lacey

It’s tough to be gay and sport a signature style that nobody else is doing.

Bowties are the new queer uniform.  Those Toms shoes make us want to vomit. And men with French-tip nails who aren’t drag queens, well, that’s where we draw the line.

But we’ve found a simpler, cheaper and far more subtle way to make a fashion statement.


Oh, you can stop making that judgy face right now. We’re serious. These aren’t any ordinary shoelaces. They’re high-quality, made-in-the-USA, family-run-business shoelaces.

Available in cherry red, neon orange, royal blue, sunny yellow, teal blue, tree green and Welch purple, they’ve got every color of the big gay rainbow.

And even if you only wear loafers as part of your signature style, don’t worry. The 30” length makes them perfect for tying your boyfriend to the headboard.