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Underwear Of The Month: South Of Your Border

It used to be that the only thing we crossed into Mexico or South America for was prescription-free antibiotics or coma-grade sleeping pills. (And the occasional $1,000 facelift.)

But now, we have a new Latin American obsession that’s more powerful than even the strongest margarita: LEO by Leonisa.

It’s the underwear we imagine Ricky Martin to wear when we finally corner him with a sincere grin, a dozen white roses and a roofie-filled taquito.

This line of sexy, sophisticated men’s underwear features contoured pouches and just the right amount of profile-enhancing support. Masculine yet flatteringly form-fitting for catching the attention of the gays, each pair is traditionally designed with an extra touch of the unexpected.

Color combinations and trim accents are different enough to let people know that these aren’t your typical American-designed briefs.

Plus, the price is far better than most of the hundreds of pairs of underwear we’ve accumulated over the years.

So, the next time you’re in the market for something to cover up everything you’ve got down south, look no further than Latin America for the underwear of your sueños. (That’s “dreams,” in case you don’t have a Spanish-English dictionary handy.)

Spicing up your wardrobe has never been easier. Or sexier.

Starting at $12