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Flip Off The Sun

Tell that big yellow ball in the sky exactly who’s boss this summer. No more sun damage, and even more importantly, no more wrinkles from over-exposed, under-moisturized skin.

Even when it’s cloudy, we’ve been told to always wear sunscreen, but there’s something about a blazing hot afternoon that really drives home the point.

This spring and summer we’re adding a powerful product to our arsenal: Jack Black Sun Guard Sunscreen SPF 45 Oil-Free & Very Water Resistant. Yes, it’s a really long name for a product we almost never tested.

That’s because we thought it was associated with one of our least favorite comedians on the planet, Jack Black, but thankfully it has nothing to do with him or his annoying persona.

It’s the same reason we never bought Will Ferrell’s Own Organic Hummus Burritos, or late-harvest Pinot Grigio from Carrot Top Vineyards.

So now that we know the truth we’re happy to tout the benefits of this great Jack Black sun guard. At SPF 45, it’s definitely thicker than most daily moisturizers, so you need to make sure you rub it in well to avoid looking like someone in deranged kabuki drag.

But true to the label, its oil-free formula is extremely non-greasy and lasts a really long time. Because now that time is not on our side, we’ve got to make sure everything in our medicine cabinet is working for good, not evil.

Like that Adam Sandler Fish Stick-scented Personal Lubricant. Huge fail.

$20 MSRP
($10 at BeautyBar.com)