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Macho Mouthful

Do you poop out at parties? Bedroom parties?

Then you just might need Man Power from Sprayology, the latest homeopathic spritzaroo reported to help increase sexual desire and overall vitality while decreasing muscular weakness and irritability.

Now, we’ve never had problems with sexual desire 23.5 hours out of every day, so we can’t make personal claims about this product, but we like to think that it’s at least worth a try if you occasionally suffer from the dangly dingle.

Made from all sorts of stuff we’ve never heard of (and Korean ginseng for good measure), all you need to do is spray it twice under your tongue three times a day for best results.

However, if you’re nursing a baby, it’s advised that you discontinue use.

Then call Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.