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What Wood You Do?

Bowties have come a long way.

From meteorologist geek culture to celebrity geek culture (hello, Pee-wee Herman!), it is now a celebrated accessory worn by some of the hottest guys ever.

But now that they’re becoming a ubiquitous fashion statement, we’ve found the need to branch out. As in tree branch.

Introducing the coolest use of wood this side of Pinocchio. It’s the Wood Bow Tie from Wood Thumb.

Made from reclaimed redwood, it features a polished steel knot and a neckband that’s adjustable to fit any neck size.

One size fits all, but whether or not you can pull off such a dramatic look, well, that’s entirely up to you.

And how comfortable you are sporting wood in public.