69. Not only is it our lucky number in the bedroom, it’s also now our favorite number behind the bar.
That’s because Nectar Girl, a new skinny Margarita mix only has 69 calories per 3.5-ounce serving (the typical rocks Margarita size). And that magic number is achieved without the use of any disgusting artificial sweeteners that tarnish so many low-calorie beverages.
This one’s all natural, too. (Just like our wrinkle-free foreheads and evenly distributed tan.)
Made from organic agave nectar and tart key limes, Nectar Girl tastes as fresh as a made-to-order Top Shelf Margarita from a well-trained mixologist utilizing the best ingredients.
So we put the mix to the test in our big gay pool, where consuming fewer calories means less sucking in. And that’s always a good thing.
From first sip to last, Nectar Girl was a huge hit. For those used to Vodka-Club Sodas it was a tad sweet, so we mixed it with a little seltzer for balanced perfection. For others, it was absolutely perfect as is.
Plus, we can now all brag that we’ve finally tasted a girl’s nectar.
And we liked it.