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Don't Forget To Wipe

Purple teeth are never sexy. Unless they’re attached to an Abercrombie & Fitch model.

But that doesn’t happen too often (few of them eat or drink anything anyway).

Yet for those of us who do partake of the occasional case of Pinot Noir with dinner, we need all the help we can get to keep our pearlies extra white.

Meet Wine Wipes (in their newly designed packaging, no less). Simply keep the compact handy when you’re drinking reds, wipe your teeth and keep on embibing.

The specially formulated mixture of ingredients like baking soda, salt, hydrogen peroxide, calcium and orange blossom all work together to remove stains and prevent further ones from happening.

Plus, Wine Wipes won’t interfere with the taste of your next glass.

Just don’t try to use them to correct your bloodshot eyes after a few too many. That’s what big, dark sunglasses are for.

Wine Wipes
$6.95/20-wipe compact