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Abs Fab

Let’s face it. If we drank fewer six-packs, we might not have to invest in so many Spanx.

But we love to drink. And eat. And who has time or patience to do the necessary 20,000 crunches a day to see results?

Therefore, we’ve spent a good portion of our lives looking for a quick fix. A magic pill. Really, anything that doesn’t make us look as ridiculous as this.

Now we finally think we’ve found our miracle device, one you’ve probably heard advertised on the radio. It’s called The Flex Belt.

Simply strap on The Flex Belt with medical-grade technology to stimulate the nerves and make your abdominal muscles contract (then relax) at three key points around your belly. You have total control over how hard the contractions are, as well as the duration and style of the workout.

The best thing is it feels identical to a spa treatment we’ve enjoyed that cost a ton of money per session. And the results are just as good.

Plus, it’s the first ab belt toning system cleared by the FDA for toning, firming and strengthening the stomach muscles. All in just 30 minutes per day.

We’ve worn it while we cook, on airplanes, even driving to the gym, of all things. Pretty much any spare moment, we found ourselves strapping it on. We still have a ways to go before we get the abs we want, but after 30 days of use and people at the pool start telling us that our stomach appears flatter, we can’t wait to tell the world.

Because even though we’re lookin’ better, nobody wants to see us walking around in a half-shirt to prove it.

$199.99 (with a 60-day money-back guarantee)