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Momma Likey

Remember when the word “mixer” used to mean a party with other church kids, often ending in Bible verse-offs and Kumbaya competitions? At least that’s how it used to be in our repressed childhood world.

Now that we’re all grown up and jaded beyond recognition, all we think of is cocktails. (And not just when we hear mixer spoken, either.)

So almost needless to say, when we discover a truly great mixer of the liquid variety, we want to share. When said mixer is made by one of the sassiest ladies on the planet, even better.

Introducing, Hoosier Momma Bloody Mary Makers. Available spicy or not-so-spicy, these are among the best tomato beverages we’ve ever tasted. Hoosier Momma has even unseated our current pedestal dweller, Zing Zang.

Completely vegan and lower sodium than almost any other brand, Hoosier Momma is bursting with Indiana veggie goodness. Momma even told us how to make some new bloody beverages we’ve never even heard about. Everyone probably knows that tequila turns into a Bloody Maria.

But what about a Bloody Bettie? That would be made with gin. A Blue-Collar Bettie? Beer, baby! A Harry Mary comes with bourbon. And, our favorite (just not to drink), is the alcohol-free Bloody Shame.

No matter what you choose to mix with Hoosier Momma, we’re sure you’ll agree that she’s one spicy lady ready to show you a good time.

And make you forget all about whom your daddy is.

$4.99 (12 ounce); $6.99 (32 ounce); $12.99 (64 ounce)