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Soap Star

We’re going back to the bar.

Yes, we know. That’s a phrase we’ve uttered nearly every day of our post-21 existence.

But this time, we’re talking about soap. Indeed, we’re ready to completely forsake liquid cleansers thanks to the latest creation from LAFCO (Luxury Articles & Fragrance Company) New York.

After several attempts at developing something superior that the market had never seen, LAFCO owner Jon Bresler finally created a formula that’s truly one-of-a-kind.

Introducing LAFCO House & Home Soaps, just launched this month.

The custom blended, 100% vegetable base utilizes almond, coconut and olive oils, as well as rice proteins to bring a cleansing experience rich in fatty acids, vitamins A, B, D and E. Plus, each bar is triple milled and infused with cosmetic grade fragrance oils.

We’ve even purchased our very first soap dish to accommodate this new shower-time love. In fact, the LAFCO soaps are so luxurious and versatile, you can shampoo, cleanse and shave with the same bar.

Just be sure to warn any showering partners you may have, though. Squeeze too hard and these suckers shoot out of your hand like a torpedo. (Thankfully, we’ve learned to control our strength.)

Available in a variety of fantastic LAFCO fragrances, we have but one single complaint. The Marine scent smells nothing like a soldier whatsoever. Instead, it’s more like a sunny day at the beach.

Truth in advertising, LAFCO. Look into it.

$17 per bath soap bar; $34 set of three hand soap bars