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Suck In Style

Plastic straws have become so bourgeois. So environmentally unfriendly. So, well, sucky.

But we’ve found some great hand-blown glass straws that you can keep with you at all times. People will probably think you’re a big-time celebrity (one they don’t recognize, but still).

In fact, when not flashing her royal tatitas to sneaky paparazzi, these could be the very straws used by one Duchess Kate Middleton.

Available in fish, turtle or holiday snowmen and penguin options, each straw is intricately detailed and easy to clean for years of fancy sucking pleasure.

Best of all, they come in pairs. Because sucking is always better with two.

$25 per set of two