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A Brush With Greatness

In a world where modern conveniences keep getting exponentially more convenient, it’s no surprise that the latest technological advancement involves something you put in your mouth.

Introducing the Emmi-dent 6 Ultrasonic Toothbrush, the best thing to happen to oral hygiene since mint-flavored condoms.

Unlike other old-school electric toothbrushes, the Emmi-dent utilizes ultrasonic technology to deliver 96 million oscillations per minute. In plain English, that means you simply hold the toothbrush against your teeth and it does all the work for you.

That’s right. Absolutely no brushing needed thanks to an embedded ultrasonic microchip hidden beneath the bristles.

Simply apply the specially formulated Nano-bubble toothpaste to each tooth then hold the brush directly over 2-3 teeth a time for a just a few seconds.

That’s all it takes to destroy bacteria on and between the teeth, as well as deep into your gums. Stains are removed within just a few days, too, without any crazy chemicals or bleaches.

We have to admit, it’s a little bizarre at first to get used to not brushing, but once you re-train your brain, Emmi-dent provides a uniquely clean sensation. We still floss prior to using and then rinse with water and mouthwash afterward.

The result is a clean that’ll take your breath away. The bad kind, that is.

Emmi-dent 6 Ultrasonic Toothbrush, $189