Smoking is so sexy.
There’s nothing quite like kissing a guy whose breath reminds us of the burned corpse of a chain-smoking cowboy who never showered. And when his clothes exude the gentle fragrance of rotten ash, we get a little nostalgic for our arsonist days and the distinct aroma that can only come from garbage set ablaze.
But his yellow smile tells us he’s happy and that’s all that matters.
Surprisingly, there are some people who disagree, including smokers who’d rather not expose others to the nicotine haze that follows them around like the dust cloud surrounding Pig Pen in Charlie Brown specials.
Enter a fantastic solution: blu Cigs electronic cigarettes.
Because we don’t smoke real cigarettes, it made no sense for us to review fake ones. So we brought in two of our smoking-hot smoker friends to assist. (Appropriately enough, the experience comes to us second-hand.)
They enjoyed most of the flavors (except for cherry, but that was simply a personal aversion to that particular fruit in general). Magnificent Menthol, Classic Tobacco and Java Jolt were all hits. They even reported an initial buzz stronger than that of regular cigarettes.
Because blu Cigs are technically allowed anywhere that tobacco cigarettes are banned, a blue light is emitted so there’s no mistaking them for the real deal. And the vapor is odorless to bystanders.
Smokers can get between 250 and 400 puffs per flavor cartridge (available in various levels of nicotine), meaning that blu Cigs can be a real bargain compared to their tobacco-filled counterparts.
So next time your fella offers up a blow job, for once it won’t be a puff of smoke in the face.
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