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Lights Have A Key-Key


We lose our keys. A lot. And far too often in embarrassing places like the toilet. Or our pet kangaroo’s intestinal tract.

But now, there’s a solution that will forever keep our keys in a place we’ll never miss them – hanging from the light switch. Not with a hook, but through the power of super magnets!

Introducing NeoCover, the first light switch strong enough to hold up to 27 keys, a hammer or even that strange string of metallic beads we received in our stocking. (Still not sure what we’re supposed to do with those.)

Available in 2-, 3- and 4-switch models by special request, you can soon have crap hanging from every light switch in the house.

Now to buy a metallic wallet so we can keep tabs on that, too.

$19.95 (single light switch)